Christians aren’t supposed to lie, but that doesn’t mean they can’t pull your leg a little. Have you ever heard a Christian refer to Acts chapter 29? Try looking that chapter up in a Bible!
Bible
you are the only Bible someone might read
The Bible. Christians are known for reading it, preaching out of it, and sometimes thumping people with it. But did you ever think about actually *being* a Bible?
Titus 2 woman
You might have heard of the Proverbs 31 woman. But did you know there is a Titus 2 woman too?
matthew-18, matthew-eighteen
To “Matthew 18” someone isn’t exactly like beating them over the head with a Bible, but it’s kinda close. This term is about disciplinary action within a church.
life verse
It’s a common icebreaker question in Christian circles… “What’s your life verse?” But what exactly is that?
red-letter Christian
Has anyone ever recommended that you “read the red”? This is a Christianese way of saying you should read the things Jesus said in the New Testament, which are often printed in red ink. If you really get into reading the red, then who knows—you might be called a “red-letter Christian”!
FICTITIOUS BOOKS OF THE BIBLE
You ever quote a Bible verse out of Second Hesitations, or First Opinions? How about from First Assumptions or Second Fleshalonians? Pro tip: none of these are actually books in the Bible!
buckle of the Bible belt, and holes in the Bible belt
It’s the buckle of the Bible belt, y’all. And the holes of the Bible belt too! Read on…
Bible belt
After you’ve enjoyed reading about the Bible belt below, check out buckle of the Bible belt as well as holes in the Bible belt!
no Bible, no breakfast
“No Bible, no breakfast!” That’s grade-A spiritual discipline right there. But is it truly possible to pray to God before that first cup of coffee? Read on…